Welcome to the Department of Artistic Communications – Avian Division (Unofficial, Obviously)
Got something to say? A burning idea, a bizarre commission, a request for a socially engaged artist, speaker, or creative mischief-maker? Or maybe you just need to confess something you once screamed into a croissant. Whatever it is, this is your moment.

I used to accept messages via smoke signals, carrier pigeons, or full-body interpretive dance… but apparently that’s “not professional.” (Boring, right?) So now there’s a form—simple, digital, and blissfully free of feathers.

If your local sky courier is on annual leave, moulting, or spiralling into existential dread, don’t panic. This form gets your message straight to my mildly chaotic brain, no beak required.

Just fill it in. Hit send. Then, for your own amusement, stand outside and solemnly whisper: “The pigeon has landed.” Trust me, it helps.